December 2009
Rapunzel, rapunzel let down your hair
Kidz Bop 17 is out
I’m gonna go kill myself now k
Are they ever going to stop making these shits, like c’mon
LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE.
don’t talk to me. i hate you. you don’t calm me down. you don’t have fuckin words of wisdom. you piss me the fuck off go away.
Literally just got chatted by a God asking if we...
I mean, yeah we can be friends… but like you can be my boyfriend too if ya want xoxo
maybe im just an asshole
(via mikaelaspeaks)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO RENEE ♥
Bestfriends fo’ evz.
Since 5th grade yo.
Can’t wait for the birthday adventure, yayayaya (:
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Me and my grandma were just talking about...
Grandma: I used to practice all the time and..
Dad: did you practice outside?
Grandma: oh noo there...
Dad: there were too many dinosaurs?
Grandma: -____-
Mark: Lasett, there weren't any fat cheerleaders in your grandma's time because the dinosaurs ate them all.
Renee: I just dropped my iPod in the potty and it still works...
Me: LMAO, you're kidding...
Renee: Haha nope I pulled a you since you're a champ at dropping things in the toilet.
Me: -____-
Me: How'd you drop it?
Renee: I was pouring milk in the toilet obviously.
Me: Hahahaha I love you
Renee: TAKE THAT DAD.
Oh Phil
"DUDE THE CRAB JUST WANTED TO BE YOUR FRIEND AND YOU SHOT IT"
i'm chubby, i'm ugly, this is a horrible...
lizzieeburger:(via stealsomecolor)
My mom just said:
takemetoiinfinity:
fuckyeahlasett:
“The families gonna be gettin’ crunk on christmas.”
^That’s so embarrassing.
hahahah ive seen a lot of posts about you’re mom. shes pretty cool:D
hahaha thanksss (:
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My mom just said:
“The families gonna be gettin’ crunk on christmas.”
^That’s so embarrassing.
I love my bestfriend, more than anyone else in the...
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You seem to fit the criteria perfectly.
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R.I.P. Brittany Murphy
(via screamalissaa)
oh if everyone knew how everyone really felt, what...
trustmeimaliar:(via itsjustsam)
I've never kissed someone on new years.
stealsomecolor:kevinsays:raebearr:nuclearox:itstoomuch:lauren-d:(via nathanintothesea)
Don't have sex, or you will get Pregnant. And die.
'cause it sells to be a slut.